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TheFortuneCookie
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Age: 56
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Beware of cookies bearing fortunes.



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Do not ever, under any circumstances, give your password to someone else. Not to your best friend, not to a Moderator, not even to staff. Staff does not need it, and will also never direct you offsite to 'fill out a form' or join another site to 'get credits', nor is it needed for 'verification purposes'. There is NEVER any reason to give out your password.


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"This is not a fortune cookie."

"Whoever said anything's possible has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door."

"You will need good reading material in approximately 15 minutes."

"This is tomorrow's message."

"This is yesterday's message."

"Your colon will self destruct in 15 minutes."

"This is a fill in the blank message____________________."

"A starship ride has been promised to you by the Galactic Wizard."



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"A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn."

"You will receive a fortune cookie."

"Do it today. Tomorrow it will be illegal."

"You're going to regret eating that."

"Never eat yellow snow."

"You will contract salmonella poisoning within the next five hours."

"Your future is embarrassing. I can't even talk about it without curling right back up."

"It's about time I got out of that cookie."

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"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"

"Never forget a friend, especially those that owe you."

"Proofread carefully to see if you any words out."

"You can always find happiness at work on Friday."

"Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?"

"The world may be your oyster, but that doesn't mean you'll get its pearl."




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2000 B.C.
Here, eat this root.

1000 A.D.
That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.

1850 A.D.
That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.

1940 A.D.
That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.

1985 A.D.
That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.

2000 A.D.
That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.



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"You would make a great lawyer."

"I'm better than the average cookie."

"The fortune you seek is in another cookie."

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