Imagination's excrement. How fun.
Buy my sitting pose tutorial. It's a video- no voice, just captions.
The first 2:30 covers how to sit, the rest is just to waste your life by watching how I make a pose.
Poses I've made in the past:
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It will cost 3k. You get badgering rights (err, you can add me on MSN or leave me a bunch of homepage messages)