I am the illest, flyest, freshest, hypest, dopest, flava-fullest, meanest, trash-talkin', crip-walkin', PTA supportin', none coke-snortin', baby-kissin'-presidental campaignin', finger pointin' motherfucker you will ever meet. I... was raised in Russia by a bloodthirsty yet caring circus of gypsy scientists from space. I'm a sucker for emotionless eyes, cold hands, anonymous love letters, chapped fucking lips, and kicking people in the cunt. People who get the joke. People who dont give a shit, selective sluts, people who like driving with no aim. People who never fit in and not by choice. Contradictions with feet. In vain I try to convince myself that an integral part of the human condition is holding up a mirror to the nose of your soul to see if its breath fogs the glass.